Miami Morning September 13, 2016NathanCovers7 Comments Miami Morning I find this completely enthralling, and also I’m lying. BOO-ring Previous postA-Z of Animal Poems & Colouring Book Next postThe Middle Step
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“Today, absolutely nothing happened.”
This is the best picture you could find of a Miami beach? Wow, how hard did you have to search to find one that met your high standards of boredom, dreariness, and blurry focus?
That’s because it’s not Miami Beach.
Wow. That’s one tiny human there on the tide line. Tom Thumb?
looks like Aberdeen morning.
There’s obviously a typo. It’s supposed to be “Miami Mourning,” not MORNING like time of day, you idiots!!! Sheesh, it’s so obvious!
{shakes head}
Nah, it’s “Meh, My Morning”.