Evidently as long as his head and specially wrapped “package’ are warm, who cares about his chest freezing? This is one green bowed ‘gift’ I do not wish to receive at X-mas or any other time from this book cover Cretan. BTW, is his other leg amputated?
ItsyBitsy
10 years ago
Oh gawd, this is a horrible render. Horrible, horrible, HORRIBLE one.
I can honestly say this is the first time I actually felt my eyes try to jump out of my head.
I presume they wanted to run in the other direction.
I think you need some kind of warning or filter on this one, Nathan; otherwise you may be violating the Geneva Convention for art lovers and people who want to retain happy memories of Christmas.
Mmmmm… teapot-spout ears, *natural* platinum blonde Legolas ‘do that perfectly sets off the ginger goatee, lumpy thighs and a green bow decorating his doo-dad…
![cover[1]](https://lousybookcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cover143.jpg)
OMG!!! Someone just doesn’t have any filters. Weird eyes, weirder hair and I do not want to see what’s under that bow.
I’m going to have Christmas nightmares, Nathan.
I suppose that’s an ear sticking out of his head. (Please, let it be an ear.)
Oy. This whole thing is just so wrong I can’t look at it anymore. I’m outta here!.
I’ve seen worse breasts in Playboy. So uniform…so perky…who’s his plastic surgeon?
Oh. My. God. There are no words than can describe my thoughts on this one…
“that”
Evidently as long as his head and specially wrapped “package’ are warm, who cares about his chest freezing? This is one green bowed ‘gift’ I do not wish to receive at X-mas or any other time from this book cover Cretan. BTW, is his other leg amputated?
Oh gawd, this is a horrible render. Horrible, horrible, HORRIBLE one.
I can honestly say this is the first time I actually felt my eyes try to jump out of my head.
I presume they wanted to run in the other direction.
I think you need some kind of warning or filter on this one, Nathan; otherwise you may be violating the Geneva Convention for art lovers and people who want to retain happy memories of Christmas.
Hey, the website is called “Lousy Book Covers.” You can’t argue that I don’t deliver.
Is it just me or does that elf have a stoned look.
Mmmmm… teapot-spout ears, *natural* platinum blonde Legolas ‘do that perfectly sets off the ginger goatee, lumpy thighs and a green bow decorating his doo-dad…
Oooh, be still, my beating heart..!