How to Make a Wedding Cake Even if You Can’t Bake

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How to Make a Wedding Cake Even if You Can’t Bake

By the author of “How to Make a Book Cover Even If You Can’t Make a Book Cover.”

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Jen
Jen
10 years ago

Do they teach you how to eat the cake too?

Rob
Rob
10 years ago
Reply to  Jen

No, that comes in volume II: how to cut and then eat the cake.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
10 years ago

Without heating the oven? Neat trick. Raw wedding cake: the neat new nuptial nosh fad.

On second though, fuggedaboutit. Just go buy a damn wedding cake, like most people do.

Brenda
Brenda
10 years ago

James I think that perhaps they are going to show us how to buy several cakes from Food Lion and then stack and decorate them passing them off as the real thing and making a bundle.(Wedding cakes are expensive!) Of course once the bride and groom cuts into their cake, I’m sure all hell will break loose.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
10 years ago
Reply to  Brenda

Well, maybe. Wedding cakes are not known for delicious, cutting-edge, gourmet taste. The ones I’ve had were all blah. Tasteless powered sugar frosting over-slathered onto bland white cake.

It’s all about the visuals, and nothing about the victuals. :p

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
10 years ago
Reply to  Brenda

OMG! That’s not flour, that’s Plaster of Paris…

Kris
Kris
10 years ago

Order a cake from Costco. $18. Done.

(And delicious.)