Watercolors January 8, 2014NathanCovers10 Comments Watercolors Random colors. How “poetic.” bad font choice seizure risk WTF Previous postSpilling Blood Next postHenry Potty and the Pet Rock
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Couldn’t he at least have USED watercolors for the cover? Or a cheesy copy of a Monet or Manet? Hell, even a pic of the waterfall he saw on vacation with a photoshop filter would have been better. (Well, I can hope.)
1. Open the painting software of your choice.
2. Select “watercolour brush” and “textured paper”.
3. Slap some pastel colours around.
Would that really have been so hard?
Changing colors within a word (collection) is very irritating to me.
Maybe they collect ions?
I could not agree more! It even kind of bugged me as a child writing my name with fruity smelling Magic Markers.
I meant that comment as a response to Brenda. This key pad is driving me nuts!
“A Poems” is what I see first.
(Caused me to remember “Them Poems”–“Them Tummy Gummers”, “Them Moose Goosers”, etc.)
Please add the ‘seizure risk’ tag to this one. It really hurt my eyes and I’m not even joking.
The red is especially bad. I have WATER COLLECT OF SIMARD etched onto my retinas.
Behold and lo!