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The Haunting of Sherlock Holmes and Other Tales of Adventure
Because nothing says “world’s greatest detective” like an elephant’s arse.
The Haunting of Sherlock Holmes and Other Tales of Adventure
Because nothing says “world’s greatest detective” like an elephant’s arse.
Of course with a hit like this the author’s name has to be the biggest writing on the cover.
“Wanna see my pictures from the British Museum?”
What if somebody took that sword (good luck holding it with that circular handle, BTW) and stuck it up the elephant’s heiny? What might the very angry elephant do then, eh?
Now *that* might be the basis for an interesting short story…
…Or they could smoke the pipe (ingredients of your choice here) while gazing at King Tut and fantasizing about Ancient Eygpt…
…Or they could look through the telescope at the elephant’s heiny and think sagacious thoughts about pachydermal posteriors…
Mix ‘n’ Match Time! Lotsa story permutation possibilities here, folks!