Miao Shan ‘The Awakening’

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Miao Shan ‘The Awakening’

There was, I think, a good idea behind this cover. Way, way behind.

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Patrick
Patrick
10 years ago

Ah, but you see, he was ‘awakened’ from a badly pixelated image before becoming real and turning into a deadly ninja. Or something.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
10 years ago

Aieeee! Everything’s blurry. Am I going blind? Or do I just need some coke-bottle-bottom glasses?

Brenda
Brenda
10 years ago

James, you’re not going blind. You’re awakening from a deep sleep and this is the first thing you see as you try to focus in on your surroundings.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
10 years ago
Reply to  Brenda

And awakening with a bad hangover from some serious binging… and with crusted-over eyes, too! 🙁

Bruce
Bruce
10 years ago

This cover should come with a warning label: “WARNING: Repetitive and/or excessive viewing can cause harm to your vision. Consult your Optometrist if you have gazed on this cover for more than ten seconds or have viewed it two (or more) times.”

Jen
Jen
10 years ago

All I know is that at first glance I seriously thought it was a petrified turd with a blueberry on top. Why, you might ask, would Jen think such a thing? Well, I’ll tell you why; my psyche has been permantly altered from repeated viewing of this site. I’m at the point now where I can’t underestimate the brazen lunacy of underdeveloped minds.

Kris
Kris
10 years ago
Reply to  Jen

ROFL!!!!

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
10 years ago
Reply to  Jen

@Jen

And, whatever you do, DON’T try to grok what’s going on inside their heads. That way lies insanity!

Take Cover
Take Cover
10 years ago

I suppose that’s some kind of ninja, but he looks more like he’s headed out to a dumpster to collect aluminum cans.

Tuula
10 years ago

I also sort of feel that Happy Lucky Dragon Laundry-font belongs to the past, maybe to some movie where Jerry L. Lewis plays a Chinaman with fake buckteeth and a fake Japanese accent.