Isn’t Island World between Westworld and Medievalworld? So that means rhat’s where Jimmy Buffet gets shot instead of Yul Brynner?
Jen
10 years ago
War Of The Crystal? More like War Of The Fonts!
Author of The Magic Pipe? I know all about the magic pipe but unlike this wizard of a book designer, I leave all my ideas for crappy book covers in my head where they belong.
Is there a color that isn’t on this cover? Oh, right – there is no “sensible” color.
And is this book so awful that we need to keep it under lock and key?
3-D elements mixed with 20 different types of flat fonts and *gasp* some WordArt. What more could one want? Of course – metal binding and an effin’ lock that would look better on a front door than a book.
And just WTF is that logo at the bottom supposed to be?
Brenda
10 years ago
This cover is just too busy. It’s like seek and find and all those fonts….
As for the logo it looks like a star on the island is on fire. Maybe they’re sending up smoke signals.
Isn’t Island World between Westworld and Medievalworld? So that means rhat’s where Jimmy Buffet gets shot instead of Yul Brynner?
War Of The Crystal? More like War Of The Fonts!
Author of The Magic Pipe? I know all about the magic pipe but unlike this wizard of a book designer, I leave all my ideas for crappy book covers in my head where they belong.
Just what is he smoking in that Magic Pipe?
Obviously some shenanigans that render your mind useless.
Is there a color that isn’t on this cover? Oh, right – there is no “sensible” color.
And is this book so awful that we need to keep it under lock and key?
3-D elements mixed with 20 different types of flat fonts and *gasp* some WordArt. What more could one want? Of course – metal binding and an effin’ lock that would look better on a front door than a book.
And just WTF is that logo at the bottom supposed to be?
This cover is just too busy. It’s like seek and find and all those fonts….
As for the logo it looks like a star on the island is on fire. Maybe they’re sending up smoke signals.
And there’s a huge floating exclamation point above just to drive the concept home.
Oh magic pipe… there are more, so many more: http://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/plumcreek