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Somebody tell that “Scotsman” to lay off the sunless tanning lotion! (And yes, that’s the title as given on Amazon.)
Somebody tell that “Scotsman” to lay off the sunless tanning lotion! (And yes, that’s the title as given on Amazon.)
Title-stuffed Scotsman certainly has a Donald Trump skin-tone going. And the bear is doing a poor job of hiding his non-existent legs and sword.
Looks like he also wore a glove on his left hand to apply the fake tan as well.
Yes, sunny Scotland… Took me a while to figure out it was a bear. I couldn’t understand what a gorilla was doing in Scotland.
So, this is Mail Order subgenre meets Highlander subgenre meets, umm, shifter and/or bestiality meets Nathan’s recent rouge fascination?
Photobombing bear or is that guy a beartaur?
Yeah, spell that all out on the cover, ‘cuz, NOBODY would have looked at that kilt and thought “oh, hey, Scotland.”
So plaid boxers indicate its Scottish?
PS- I wouldn’t suggest doing any jogging with that huge metal dinner plate hanging in front of your…um… private parts. Or is that a strap-on urinal?
Nah…I’m pretty sure that’s just a girl’s plaid skirt.
The huge dinner plate is, as you can see, multi-purpose. It’s the medieval equivalent of the CoffeeTron Dick Protector, and you can eat off of it at mealtimes. This special TV offer, now only $10! or 3 easy payments of $5.00 each. Call now, and you’ll receive TWO, Two, two for the price of 1!
Agreed, male kilt has a flat front for the sporran (purse), should be pleated in back only.
Alas, the mistakes enabled by cut’n’paste in lousy book covers.
Is the guy committing a crime against nature?
Maybe she’s a werebear. Still, they oughta get a room.
OK, he’s the werebear and the cover is him, before and after.
So does this count as masturbating?
auto-were-philia?
But I still can’t tell from the title – is this a Romance novel or not??!