Unsolved Disappearances in the Great Smoky Mountains November 13, 2013NathanCovers10 Comments Unsolved Disappearances in the Great Smoky Mountains This should be an audiobook narrated by Ben Stein. BOO-ring font boredom text and more text Previous postBuilding Trouble Next postPlay Him Again
‘Say, let’s put a picture of a mountain on our book cover.’
‘Oooo, I know the perfect one!’
I could point my cellphone out my window right now and take a better mountain photo than this.
So sad yet so true.
I think one of the disappearances is the mountain itself since it’s not in the picture.
LOL! So THAT’s what the subtitle was foreshadowing….
“True Mysteries…”
As opposed to False Mysteries? Okaaaaay…
Bueller?… Bueller?… Bueller?
Currently lost somewhere in the Great Smoky Mountains: the designer who didn’t complete this cover.
Based on the sub title I’m intrigued to know what the difference is between “vanishing without a trace” and “other disappearances”.
Just kiddin’. I’m really not that intrigued at all.
Oh no, are they telling that story about me, the bear, and the moonshiner again?