So, I assume they’re going camping or taking a nature walk or something. And she’s wearing a skimpy dress and pantyhose. She’s going to have quite the rash outbreak when this adventure ends. I wonder…does she wear stilettos for this scene too?
And just think, I’m only posting the poorly designed ones. There are plenty of high-grade professional covers with the shirtless (and often headless) guy and the skimpily-dressed girl.
The rubber gloves really enhance the romantic atmosphere.
Kris
11 years ago
That scenery just SCREAMS “skyline” – doesn’t it?
Take Cover
10 years ago
I’ve been offline for a month and I’m just working my way backwards through all the posts I missed — and fwiw this is the first one that’s made me laugh out loud.
The fun is in the details: the lady seems to be missing at least one major body part (torso), but that doesn’t stop her from projecting a shadow onto the rock on the far side of the stream. And what the heck is going on with her gloved fingers? It’s like they’re being sucked away into another dimension.
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So do steroids shrink your waist?
He’s really gross isn’t he?
So, I assume they’re going camping or taking a nature walk or something. And she’s wearing a skimpy dress and pantyhose. She’s going to have quite the rash outbreak when this adventure ends. I wonder…does she wear stilettos for this scene too?
She’s already getting a rash outbreak. That’s why she’s wearing gloves.
Sigh…
I’m getting so sick of seeing covers with a semi- or non-clad couple — the guy sans shirt and the gal bare busted or with a skimpy top.
This cover meme is getting to be as tiresome as wolves.
Please, God, make it stop!
And just think, I’m only posting the poorly designed ones. There are plenty of high-grade professional covers with the shirtless (and often headless) guy and the skimpily-dressed girl.
That’s the thing James, it CAN’T stop! It just keeps going and going and going and….
Well, you get the idea.
“It just keeps going and going and going and….”
Yeah, like a cheap Timex watch…
…sigh. 🙁
The rubber gloves really enhance the romantic atmosphere.
That scenery just SCREAMS “skyline” – doesn’t it?
I’ve been offline for a month and I’m just working my way backwards through all the posts I missed — and fwiw this is the first one that’s made me laugh out loud.
The fun is in the details: the lady seems to be missing at least one major body part (torso), but that doesn’t stop her from projecting a shadow onto the rock on the far side of the stream. And what the heck is going on with her gloved fingers? It’s like they’re being sucked away into another dimension.
Also, there’s not a building in sight.