Chasing His Mate November 7, 2013 Chasing His Mate That’s the cover? A 233-page novel, and that’s the cover? Spread the love Tags: BOO-ring, WTF ◀ Courthouse Cowboys Too Much Information ▶ 9 Comments Oldest Newest Most Voted Inline Feedbacks View all comments Kris 11 years ago *slaps forehead, and walks away from the computer, shaking my head* James F. Brown 11 years ago Minimalism isn’t always the best way to go! But at least it’s not as horrible as many of the covers showcased here. Jen 11 years ago Reply to James F. Brown Oh yes it is! What the hell! I’ve seen minimalism in a museum but this is sheer crap. Bruce 11 years ago Because getting right to the point isn’t always a good thing. At least there weren’t any headless torsos. Jen 11 years ago Reply to Bruce True. But that would at least give us something to laugh about. Axolotl 11 years ago If only the text were in Arial. Then it would be completely unpretentious, instead of just mostly unpretentious. red 11 years ago I’d go for an all-white background with text in all lowercase light gray Helvetica Ultra-light. And a headless pseudo-Bigfoot torso, of course. Jen 11 years ago Reply to red Yeah, where’s Bigfoot when we need him? Sue 11 years ago The real winning touch here is that they couldn’t even bother to center the title text. Extra points for the bad kerning between the A and the T in mate.
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*slaps forehead, and walks away from the computer, shaking my head*
Minimalism isn’t always the best way to go!
But at least it’s not as horrible as many of the covers showcased here.
Oh yes it is! What the hell! I’ve seen minimalism in a museum but this is sheer crap.
Because getting right to the point isn’t always a good thing.
At least there weren’t any headless torsos.
True. But that would at least give us something to laugh about.
If only the text were in Arial. Then it would be completely unpretentious, instead of just mostly unpretentious.
I’d go for an all-white background with text in all lowercase light gray Helvetica Ultra-light.
And a headless pseudo-Bigfoot torso, of course.
Yeah, where’s Bigfoot when we need him?
The real winning touch here is that they couldn’t even bother to center the title text.
Extra points for the bad kerning between the A and the T in mate.