My favorite part is “basically.” So…it’s not true.
RK
8 years ago
“The entire story you are about to read is completely true… except, of course, for all the stuff we made up to make it more interesting.”
Lydia D
8 years ago
I know they didn’t mean it like this, but saying that “the common people” of American were the ones to “milk the cow,” makes me imagine one communal cow shared by everyone in the thirteen colonies.
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My favorite part is “basically.” So…it’s not true.
“The entire story you are about to read is completely true… except, of course, for all the stuff we made up to make it more interesting.”
I know they didn’t mean it like this, but saying that “the common people” of American were the ones to “milk the cow,” makes me imagine one communal cow shared by everyone in the thirteen colonies.
That’s one tired cow.
SHARE THE MILK!
tl;dr
God, it’s like the back of a really lame 5th grade history book.
…and did the dying?
Necrophilia? Wait, no, they weren’t quite dead yet.