Underground Vampire October 30, 2013 Underground Vampire And the award for “Least Vampirish Cover For a Vampire Novel” goes to… (h/t Sarah) Spread the love Tags: false flagging, WTF ◀ The Black Pony Just Jorie ▶ 7 Comments Oldest Newest Most Voted Inline Feedbacks View all comments SS 11 years ago Yay! My favorite part about this cover is that these underground vampires apparently live in a skyscraper. James F. Brown 11 years ago Not only that, they hang out in The Space Needle! Maybe they’re astro-vampire wannabes. Jen 11 years ago Reply to James F. Brown That would be cool if vampires lived in The Space Needle! I’d maybe even read a book about that. Bruce 11 years ago Truth in advertising. No vampires in sight because, well, they’re obviously underground. Tuula 11 years ago …went to meet his cousin the Overground Vampire? Wendy Christopher 10 years ago “Underground, overground, vampire-ing free.. the vampires of Space Needle Tower are we…” (That may probably only be understood by British people over the age of forty. Oh well.) Babatunde Wolaka 10 years ago Maybe it’s not just a skyscraper but a Vampire Rig, used to extract the vampires from underground.
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Yay!
My favorite part about this cover is that these underground vampires apparently live in a skyscraper.
Not only that, they hang out in The Space Needle! Maybe they’re astro-vampire wannabes.
That would be cool if vampires lived in The Space Needle! I’d maybe even read a book about that.
Truth in advertising. No vampires in sight because, well, they’re obviously underground.
…went to meet his cousin the Overground Vampire?
“Underground, overground, vampire-ing free.. the vampires of Space Needle Tower are we…”
(That may probably only be understood by British people over the age of forty. Oh well.)
Maybe it’s not just a skyscraper but a Vampire Rig, used to extract the vampires from underground.