Underground Vampire October 30, 2013NathanCovers7 Comments Underground Vampire And the award for “Least Vampirish Cover For a Vampire Novel” goes to… (h/t Sarah) Should this cover be in the Lousies? false flagging WTF Previous postThe Black Pony Next postJust Jorie
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Yay!
My favorite part about this cover is that these underground vampires apparently live in a skyscraper.
Not only that, they hang out in The Space Needle! Maybe they’re astro-vampire wannabes.
That would be cool if vampires lived in The Space Needle! I’d maybe even read a book about that.
Truth in advertising. No vampires in sight because, well, they’re obviously underground.
…went to meet his cousin the Overground Vampire?
“Underground, overground, vampire-ing free.. the vampires of Space Needle Tower are we…”
(That may probably only be understood by British people over the age of forty. Oh well.)
Maybe it’s not just a skyscraper but a Vampire Rig, used to extract the vampires from underground.