Wow, this reminds me of an old C&W song ~1970 called “The Tomato Vendetta,” the tragic tale of a man who hated tomatoes so much that “when no-one was watchin’,
He’d set melons on them and laugh at their squashin'”.
I must be developing LBCoveritis. When I started to scroll down on this, I thought the big wet/slimy pink think was going to be some gross monster’s tongue. I swear, I’m not making that up.
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Looks more like a food-fight waiting to happen.
Wow, this reminds me of an old C&W song ~1970 called “The Tomato Vendetta,” the tragic tale of a man who hated tomatoes so much that “when no-one was watchin’,
He’d set melons on them and laugh at their squashin'”.
I must be developing LBCoveritis. When I started to scroll down on this, I thought the big wet/slimy pink think was going to be some gross monster’s tongue. I swear, I’m not making that up.
You’re not the only one!
Blood Tomato Feud, more like.
Amirite?
Or orange?