Wizard: The Dog That Knew Magic October 17, 2013 Wizard: The Dog That Knew Magic Even aong self-published pet novels, this stands out. Spread the love Tags: aspect ratio, bad font choice, cut and paste ◀ Duet Shakin’ Bacon ▶ 8 Comments Oldest Newest Most Voted Inline Feedbacks View all comments Ebony McKenna 11 years ago Pity he doesn’t know photoshop. Bruce 11 years ago The Gandalf of pooches. DED 11 years ago Does he stand out because he’s freaking huge? red 11 years ago When I see this cover I hear Bullwinkle. red 11 years ago Reply to red In case anyone is having trouble hearing what Bullwinkle is saying inside my head: Bullwinkle: Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat! Rocky: But that trick never works! Bullwinkle: Nothin’ up my sleeve . . . [rips off sleeve] [ Bullwinkle then pulls some very large animal that is not a rabbit out of his hat ] Bullwinkle: Oops, wrong hat! (Bullwinkle’s magic show was a running gag on Rocky and Bullwinkle. The only thing that changed from week to week was the not-a-rabbit animal.) Waffles 10 years ago Reply to red Rocky: And now here’s something we hope you’ll really like! Jen 11 years ago That’s some kinda magic. The dog looks like he’s been turned into a taxidermied puppet. James F. Brown 11 years ago Off with his head! Oops, he’s already guillotined! This is worse than the wolf covers…
Pity he doesn’t know photoshop.
The Gandalf of pooches.
Does he stand out because he’s freaking huge?
When I see this cover I hear Bullwinkle.
In case anyone is having trouble hearing what Bullwinkle is saying inside my head:
Bullwinkle: Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat!
Rocky: But that trick never works!
Bullwinkle: Nothin’ up my sleeve . . . [rips off sleeve]
[ Bullwinkle then pulls some very large animal that is not a rabbit out of his hat ]
Bullwinkle: Oops, wrong hat!
(Bullwinkle’s magic show was a running gag on Rocky and Bullwinkle. The only thing that changed from week to week was the not-a-rabbit animal.)
Rocky: And now here’s something we hope you’ll really like!
That’s some kinda magic. The dog looks like he’s been turned into a taxidermied puppet.
Off with his head! Oops, he’s already guillotined!
This is worse than the wolf covers…