The Witch’s Key

October 10, 2013

It’s like every part of this cover was intended to distract you from how bad the rest of it is.

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ClancyCat

11 years ago

It’s a puppy-feet tramp stamp. Somehow, it just doesn’t quite fit in with the rest of the cover. 😉

Kris

11 years ago

She has transparent hair. Just saying.

NO part fits in with the rest of the cover!

11 years ago

Reply to Kris

Her left leg is also transparent. Just saying.

Ebony

11 years ago

I can’t work out if she’s walking away from me or toward me.

Jen

11 years ago

What is the witch’s key to? Her ass?

Jim

11 years ago

Man, I knew I should have waited for a better chance to post the comment “THIS COVER RATED 100% ASS” — it would have been perfect for this one.

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Nathan

11 years ago

Reply to Jim

Hey, this cover gives 110%!

red

11 years ago

Reply to Jim

I’d say it’s more like “half”.

Kris

11 years ago

Reply to red

ROFL! In ALL meanings!

James F. Brown

11 years ago

Sucky font. Also incorrect title capitalization. Plus the subtitle will be invisible in a thumbnail. Just as well, I guess.

Nice ass, though…

Niina

11 years ago

Bad font.
Bad photo-manip.
Bad ass cheek hanging out.
What is the point of this whole cover? You are suppose to get a clue looking at a cover… but this… nada.

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