Is that supposed to be the author’s head in the upper right-hand corner? You’re not fooling us, Phoebe, with your truncated umbrella and floating head. There’s no body behind that fence! We can see the grass and lake through the gap between the posts.
red
10 years ago
I thought for a minute that was Sir Elton F-bombing the cover.
Take Cover
10 years ago
Usually I just shake my head and/or laugh, but this cover is so willfully stupidly ugly it actually makes me angry.
Jen
10 years ago
Well they got the fence right up to his/her neck, (can’t tell) but they really ought to put that person in a crate because no one wants to see crap like that.
Jen
10 years ago
Furthermore, if I ever saw someone looking like that walkin’ down the street, I’d duck into the nearest bar.
![cover[1]](https://lousybookcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/cover122.jpg)
Is that supposed to be the author’s head in the upper right-hand corner? You’re not fooling us, Phoebe, with your truncated umbrella and floating head. There’s no body behind that fence! We can see the grass and lake through the gap between the posts.
I thought for a minute that was Sir Elton F-bombing the cover.
Usually I just shake my head and/or laugh, but this cover is so willfully stupidly ugly it actually makes me angry.
Well they got the fence right up to his/her neck, (can’t tell) but they really ought to put that person in a crate because no one wants to see crap like that.
Furthermore, if I ever saw someone looking like that walkin’ down the street, I’d duck into the nearest bar.
No. No-No. No-No-No. *sigh* so many wrongs… :/
Holiday snap shot of cover-doom. Check.
Levitating head. Check.
Gruesome font choice. Check.
Craptastic photo manipulation. Check.