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Rob
Rob
11 years ago

S-A-N-T-A, C-L-A-U-S
Hooray for Santy Claus!

You spell it S-A-N-T-A, C-L-A-U-S
Hooray for Santy Claus

Hooray for Santy Claus
Yay yay for Santy Claus
He’s fat and round, but jumpin’ jiminy
He can climb down any chiminy!
When we hear sleigh bells ring
Our hearts go ting-a-ling
‘Cause there’ll be presents under the tree
Hooray for Santy Claus!

Now all year long at the North Pole
He’s busy making toys
But he knows just what you’re doin’
So you better be good girls and boys!

Hang up that mistletoe
Soon you’ll hear Ho Ho Ho
On Christmas Day, you’ll wake up and you’ll say
Hooray for Santy Claus!

Yay yay! Yay yay!
Yay yay! HOORAY!!!

Hang up that mistletoe
Soon you’ll hear Ho Ho Ho
On Christmas Day, you’ll wake up and you’ll say
Hooray for Santy Claus!

S-A-N-T-A, C-L-A-U-S
Hooray for Santy Claus!

You spell it S-A-N-T-A, C-L-A-U-S
Hooray for Santy Claus!

Hoo-raaaaayy forrr Sannn-tyyyy Clauuuusss!

Hooray for Santy Claus!

Matt Nelson
11 years ago
Reply to  Rob

Assuming you know this song because of the MST3K episode, GOD BLESS YOU ROB. (Enh, God bless you even if that’s not why you know it. It’s a wonderful song.)

Kris
11 years ago

What possesses ANY one to think “crayons” and “book cover” in the same sentence??? Good Lord.

Suzie
11 years ago

Why does Santa Claus look like he has a duck bill?

Catie
Catie
11 years ago
Reply to  Suzie

His mouth is behind his ear. I think someone broke the poor guy’s jaw.

Marcia Ford
Marcia Ford
11 years ago

I love the emphasis on “the.”

Catie
Catie
11 years ago

Unbelievable. What’s that in the upper left corner? Fried chicken legs?

Heather
Heather
11 years ago
Reply to  Catie

It seems to be the south end of two north bound reindeer (or possibly elk. They’re confusing enough without the crayon.)

Catie
Catie
11 years ago
Reply to  Heather

They make so little sense… They’re not even pulling the sleigh, at least not any visible ones. How do reindeer backsides contribute to this picture? Why are they even there? What do they represent? Maybe there’s an event in the book where they run away from Santa? (I know I’m not going to get any meaningful answers to these questions, I’m merely expressing my utter confusion).

Ebony
11 years ago

Is this fan fiction of the other Santa Claus vs The Aliens ?

Jen
Jen
11 years ago

Looks to me that reindeer in the bottom left
hand corner just threw up a present.

Axolotl
Axolotl
11 years ago
Reply to  Jen

Vomiting seems to feature greatly. In addition to the reindeer, in the background to the right, someone is ralphing up what appears to be a large quantity of green vegetables. And the person in the foreground to the left who is standing in the posture of Pedobear http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedobear has a large glob of something positioned as coming from its mouth.