You’d think that by now, God would have found the time to lean down and whisper to the occupant of the Vatican, “Pssssst, Pope! Stop giving them crap about masturbating! If you’re gonna tell them that they can’t have sex except to have children, can’t use birth control, yadda-yadda, you should at least turn around and say, yeh, hey, we fully endorse masturbation as an alternative!”
I personally like to picture Billy Crystal, in his Miracle Max gear, as God, lecturing the Pope. I’d pay money to see that.
My conspiracy theory is that this is anti-Catholic propaganda to encourage good Catholics to go blind and grow hairy palms while Satan laughs in the background.
Hm, the subject matter is laughable, but I don’t think this cover is really that bad. Dated, sure — it looks like something out of the ’70s, but that’s likely to appeal to the sort of crowd that would, er, seek out this sort of…. self-help book.
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Freud works in mysterious ways.
I didn’t know it needed a solution.
But . . . I visited the Amazon page and managed to keep it together until I read, and I quote,
“Included are Catholic prayers, Bible verses, tips, techniques and exercises to follow.”
Yes – I lost it at “tips, techniques and exercises,” because I have a simple mind and the maturity of a pimply-faced 15-year-old pizza delivery boy.
Dude, there ARE no 15-year-old pizza boys. They can’t drive.
Exactly my point. These are 16, 17, & 18 year-olds that are so stupid they think they’re 15.
Or maybe they’re pimply-faced 15-year-old pizza delivery boys in China. Did you ever think of that?
I think George Takei puts it best:
Uh, aren’t the hands usually NOT folded together when doing the Big M? 🙂
The ‘prayer grip’, as illustrated on the cover, requires a certain flexibility in the wrists, but it’s well worth investigating. So I’ve been told.
haw haw haw
You’d think that by now, God would have found the time to lean down and whisper to the occupant of the Vatican, “Pssssst, Pope! Stop giving them crap about masturbating! If you’re gonna tell them that they can’t have sex except to have children, can’t use birth control, yadda-yadda, you should at least turn around and say, yeh, hey, we fully endorse masturbation as an alternative!”
I personally like to picture Billy Crystal, in his Miracle Max gear, as God, lecturing the Pope. I’d pay money to see that.
Obligatory SLY.
You’re welcome
My conspiracy theory is that this is anti-Catholic propaganda to encourage good Catholics to go blind and grow hairy palms while Satan laughs in the background.
AND . . .
Here’s the link
^^ That should read ^^
AND . . . I’m Out!
Hm, the subject matter is laughable, but I don’t think this cover is really that bad. Dated, sure — it looks like something out of the ’70s, but that’s likely to appeal to the sort of crowd that would, er, seek out this sort of…. self-help book.
It’s bad in that one should never feature pictures of hands doing ANYTHING on the cover of a book with “Masturbation” in the title.
Not even a ‘thumbs up’ or an ‘OK’? 🙂
Or how about a ‘jazz hands’? (From now on, I have a feeling I’ll always think of them as ‘masturbation hands’.)
Those fingers are wierdly long. Once I noticed that I couldn’t see anything else.
Hint: it involves both hands.
I’m not sure that hand-pose is much of a solution for masturbation, to be honest…