So let me get this straight. They shipped a live woman, named True Love, through the mail and the pastor’s bible is the one who picked up the package… or am I taking the title too literal? 🙂
invader
10 years ago
I think the author otta find a better cover that makes sense, and a title too.
Yup, yup, @Waffles, I thought about that big box theory, but still…and the sad part is, the original artwork, as near as I can tell, had some legs. (so to speak). I mean, given a decent treatment, it wouldn’t have been dreadful, but holy crap, somebody went ape**** and put that egregious pinky-pepperminty-striped HUMONGOUS font and title all over it. Sad.
ESPECIALLY after all that effort to fold that girl into that box. Musta been pretty cramped, given that in Ye Olden Days, Wells Fargo “overnight” shipping meant a mere six months. 😉
James F. Brown
10 years ago
But does she have big breasteses? The title is covering them up. 🙁
red
10 years ago
It’s cool how this cover is designed to look like the mailbox down on the corner. I hope nobody sees the Pastor hanging out down there.
So let me get this straight. They shipped a live woman, named True Love, through the mail and the pastor’s bible is the one who picked up the package… or am I taking the title too literal? 🙂
I think the author otta find a better cover that makes sense, and a title too.
@invader:
Heck, why? The great thing about this cover is how time-saving it is; you can read it instead of the book. Here’s what I want to know:
How’d they fit the whole mail order bride inside that Bible in the first place? 😉
You know how you can carve out the inside of a book, to say hide a flask, or a gun?
Well, if you start with a really really big book…
Yup, yup, @Waffles, I thought about that big box theory, but still…and the sad part is, the original artwork, as near as I can tell, had some legs. (so to speak). I mean, given a decent treatment, it wouldn’t have been dreadful, but holy crap, somebody went ape**** and put that egregious pinky-pepperminty-striped HUMONGOUS font and title all over it. Sad.
ESPECIALLY after all that effort to fold that girl into that box. Musta been pretty cramped, given that in Ye Olden Days, Wells Fargo “overnight” shipping meant a mere six months. 😉
But does she have big breasteses? The title is covering them up. 🙁
It’s cool how this cover is designed to look like the mailbox down on the corner. I hope nobody sees the Pastor hanging out down there.