How to Become Wealthy

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How to Become Wealthy

Step one: Take your own cover photographs while you sneeze.

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Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago

Step Two: Take elements of your photo with text in them and mirror them.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
9 years ago
Reply to  Waffles

You’ve never shopped at SEVILO in Dyslexia?

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

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Kris
9 years ago

Step Three: Use a counter-intuitive pen name to get people “interested.”

red
red
9 years ago

Step four: Use several large arrows to point out a big, obvious, important word. +5 Bonus points for using arrows that point upward, -10 if they are not green.

gp
gp
9 years ago

Step five. Spend every last penny on books that promise to show you how to get rich.

jic
jic
9 years ago

Having read the description, I’m pretty sure this book is a joke. I mean an *intentional* joke.