This is the first time I’ve ever felt morally outraged on behalf of a Shia LaBoeuf movie.
Axolotl
11 years ago
Why do people seem to think this type of thing makes a good cover? Do they think readers won’t notice that it looks like they arranged a load of sex dolls and shop dummies in a garage?
The sad thing is, the artist obviously knew about the they-look-kinda-plastic problem and tried to fix it by putting freckles on that one woman’s shoulder. Not quite enough.
red
11 years ago
“they’ve dropped ropes out of the nose . . . and (uh). . . The back motors are just holding it (uh) just enough to keep it from . . . It’s burst into flames! . . . Oh, the [pseudo-]humanity! . . . This is the worst thing I’ve ever witnessed.” — Herbert Morrison, 1937 [slightly paraphrased]
ItsyBitsy
11 years ago
Poor Luminous Espresso Hair, it did nothing to deserve this cover. 🙁
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This is the first time I’ve ever felt morally outraged on behalf of a Shia LaBoeuf movie.
Why do people seem to think this type of thing makes a good cover? Do they think readers won’t notice that it looks like they arranged a load of sex dolls and shop dummies in a garage?
The sad thing is, the artist obviously knew about the they-look-kinda-plastic problem and tried to fix it by putting freckles on that one woman’s shoulder. Not quite enough.
“they’ve dropped ropes out of the nose . . . and (uh). . . The back motors are just holding it (uh) just enough to keep it from . . . It’s burst into flames! . . . Oh, the [pseudo-]humanity! . . . This is the worst thing I’ve ever witnessed.” — Herbert Morrison, 1937 [slightly paraphrased]
Poor Luminous Espresso Hair, it did nothing to deserve this cover. 🙁