Meanwhile, poor Phil, who was already cursed with the burden of being a purple bunny, realized that just over his right shoulder, a giant sucking hole had opened, like a dry toilet bowl. Resignedly, Phil figured that it was the perfect metaphor for his life, and he resigned himself to being flushed with the rest of the offal.
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People with visual impairment should not make book covers.
What is that purple blob supposed to be?
I can’t even tell if it’s animal, vegetable or mineral.
That means it’s a Pokemon.
It does look kind of like Ditto.
It really does o_O
Ditto pretending to be Venonat?
Ack! This is terrible!
Meanwhile, poor Phil, who was already cursed with the burden of being a purple bunny, realized that just over his right shoulder, a giant sucking hole had opened, like a dry toilet bowl. Resignedly, Phil figured that it was the perfect metaphor for his life, and he resigned himself to being flushed with the rest of the offal.