Triking Into Retirement February 29, 2016NathanCovers12 Comments Triking Into Retirement I CAN HEAR THE BUSHES AND THE TREES AND OH WHAT IS THE GUARDRAIL THINKING cut and paste text and more text WordArt WTF Previous postProm Night Next postShadows of Truth
Go home, ET, you’re drunk.
Looks like that trike has an anti-gravity setting.
Inanimate objects: they do all your thinking for you so your brain can take the day off!
Those are some giant folks. Their trike takes up two lanes on the highway. What do they do when they meet oncoming traffic?
That’s because they’re not on the road. ET is levitating them. They’re actually above the road and closer to the camera, that’s why they appear larger.
That explains it! Who needs a hoverboard when you can have a flying trike. Is it true that it burns shadows for power?
No, it runs on thoughts from the bushes.
So would the thoughts from the guardrail be leaded fuel?
XD Definitely.
As a hardcore motorcycle rider, I can tell you that thinking too much while you’re riding isn’t a good idea.
“The hills are alive,
With the sound of thinking.”
I think my favorite touch has to be that the “tails” of the cloudy thought bubbles are also clouds. Not circles. Clouds.