A Magical Summer

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A Magical Summer

Semicolons: If you have no idea how to use them, DON’T USE THEM.

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Kregger
8 years ago

Aerosmith: Dude looks like a woman. Or is that the Stones?

Moobs?

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
8 years ago
Reply to  Kregger

Lotsa hits on Aerosmith – Dude (Looks Like A Lady) so I’ll go with Aerosmith.

Moobs or lady has a Adam’s apple.

Catie
Catie
8 years ago

I’m not sure if I’m more confused by the “hosted”, semicolon, “Pandora’s Imagination”, or the dudelady.

EricL
EricL
8 years ago

How magical can the summer be when you have to spend it with dudelady?

I guess this book has a real specific niche it is marketing too: those who like having ugly blind dates.

Hitch
8 years ago

TWO words. Adam’s Apple. Or is this a transsexual thing, or transvestite thing? Not disparaging, just genuinely wondering, as I can’t imagine how that could have been overlooked. The leafy “bra” is such a clear add-on…didn’t anyone notice that he was a DUDE?

red
red
8 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

That Adam’s apple has a complete face: Eyes, nose, lips, and hair.

(The picture isn’t sharp enough to tell if the Adam’s apples’ face has a face on its Adam’s apple.)

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
8 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

Blame it on adrenal steroids (if elven ears is female). Or gynecomastia (if male). Or (drum roll) lousy book cover art (rimshot). Or maybe we are imposing our humanoid cis normative values on Elvenkind.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
8 years ago

I’m going to say the aspect ration of the moon is practically 1:1 (I quick measured 387:391). So thank you for a non-oval moon (one of my pet peeves).