The Slayer

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The Slayer

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DED
DED
8 years ago

What? No om-nom-nom de plume tag?

katz
8 years ago
Reply to  DED

Oh, that’s the author? I thought it was a subtitle.

Ericb
Ericb
8 years ago

Is that the old Aerosmith logo hovering out in the distance?

WarGoat
8 years ago
Reply to  Ericb

There are already skyscrapers and D&D characters with oversized anime swords on the cover, why not an Aerosmith logo. Though, at first I thought it was a vulture holding a barbell

L-Plate Pen
L-Plate Pen
8 years ago

Photobombing 50-foot mythology characters!

catie
catie
8 years ago
Reply to  L-Plate Pen

How can you tell they’re mythological? I thought the woman was supposed to be some sort of pop star, don’t ask me why.

L-Plate Pen
L-Plate Pen
8 years ago
Reply to  catie

…Or failing that, it could also be pre-meltdown Mel Gibson and Angry Gwyneth Paltrow. 😉

catie
catie
8 years ago

That’s either some messed up perspective on the girl or some really huge saber. The guy is definitely overcompensating for something.

Hitch
8 years ago

Man, somebody watched a 1980’s flick, and thought that Footless was the name…and designed his characters around that. The Land of the Footless, a fantasy by…Grey Wolf. Hey, maybe it’s a cleverly disguised message about live trapping with snap-traps! “Everybody cut loose, cut foots, Kick off those Sunday shoes!”

Oh, yeah, baby.

EricL
EricL
8 years ago

So in this world, the farther away you are the bigger you are. Either that or those two in front of the tent are rodent sized.

red
red
8 years ago

It’s like an entire local TV newscast crammed into one picture.

Hitch
8 years ago
Reply to  red

“here we are, Dave, broadcasting from in front of Gatorade Gladiator’s Colosseum, a mere 11 hours after the excitement. Let’s replay that tape, Dave, while I tell people how exciting it was only 11 hours ago!”

(As you can tell, the propensity of live broadcasters to stand in front of a bank that’s been closed since 5:00 p.m., during the 11:00 p.m. broadcast, drives me BATS. Why the hell do they do that?)

red
red
8 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

I like when it has been cold and snowing all day and the eyewitness breaking-news on-the-scene reporter is standing outside in the snow, holding up one of those big plastic outdoor thermometers, and says, “I’m standing in front of the bank where it is cold and snowing.”

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
8 years ago

Looking too long at that cover would drive me to drink that stuff in the skull and crossbones glass (must look away).

invader
invader
8 years ago

That sword on the left looks like a banana.