I also found it hilarious that the cover is so busy that it needed a “title” marker for the book title.
Waffles
10 years ago
PosRe: The first conspiracy theorist to ever be brave enough to use an email address and their name! Think of all the money they must save on tinfoil hats!
scratch what I was going to post I realized the alien does not have a tail; that’s his right hand showing, the rest of his right arm is hidden. POV error.
On the other issue, it is very credible that a color drawing of an alien could be 45 years old. Since color was invented during the 1938 filming of “Wizard of Oz”, such a drawing could be up 77 years old. (Any color artifact claimed to predate 1938 is a substitute colorized by Ted Turner and TNT. That’s the true hidden history conspiracy.)
red
10 years ago
If Dennis Jones is 15 (going on 16) and he drew the picture 45 years ago, he must have been born at a very young age.
![cover[1]](https://lousybookcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/cover1-39.jpg)
I “looked inside.” Chapter One: They have a cuppa and reminisce about pigs. I lost interest after that.
I count 14 fonts. Can anyone verify that? If so, that’s a new LBC record.
This guy may have seen an alien, but apparently he’s never seen a book before.
I found at least 10, but I won’t argue over 14.
I also found it hilarious that the cover is so busy that it needed a “title” marker for the book title.
PosRe: The first conspiracy theorist to ever be brave enough to use an email address and their name! Think of all the money they must save on tinfoil hats!
Drugs had to be involved in this cover design.
Isn’t the title tautological? I mean, once you say “UFOs are real,” aren’t you by definition saying that aliens are?
We definitely need an MST3K style video. DEF-initely! This cover alone warrants it.
My favorite part is “This drawing is over 45 years old,” like it’s an archaeological find or something. No way! No one was alive 45 years ago!
Dennis Jones was alive way back then. When he drew this.
Don’t think it’s improved with age, either
scratch what I was going to postI realized the alien does not have a tail; that’s his right hand showing, the rest of his right arm is hidden. POV error.On the other issue, it is very credible that a color drawing of an alien could be 45 years old. Since color was invented during the 1938 filming of “Wizard of Oz”, such a drawing could be up 77 years old. (Any color artifact claimed to predate 1938 is a substitute colorized by Ted Turner and TNT. That’s the true hidden history conspiracy.)
If Dennis Jones is 15 (going on 16) and he drew the picture 45 years ago, he must have been born at a very young age.