9 Comments
Oldest
Newest Most Voted
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Take Cover
Take Cover
8 years ago

Hover donkey! I want one of those!

Waffles
Waffles
8 years ago
Reply to  Take Cover

Pshhht!
That donkey is clearly…

*Gasp!*
That donkey is clearly the true miracle here!

Hitch
8 years ago
Reply to  Waffles

We should have been prepared, right? Cripes!

On a less-wordplay note: So, Old Jo there is stepping up to the path…which seems to be on clouds? And from there, the HoverDonkey is floating about the path? Carrying old knocked-up Mary? Dudes, donkeys are tolerant of a lot, really; they carry grown humans, even though they are small but mighty. But a big preggers human? Using his Hover power? Even the mightiest Jackass would cave in under that load. They should have titled this one The Jackass Miracle.

Karl
8 years ago
Reply to  Take Cover

I hear that they have a problem with exploding batteries.

Hitch
8 years ago
Reply to  Karl

Yeah, but before they blow, they do a GREAT job of vacuuming out the stables! I saw a really cool Youtube video of a cute kitten riding on a HoverDonkey, while it vacuumed away. Squeee!, for the cute factor!

Ericb
Ericb
8 years ago

Mary has some serious Popeye arms.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
8 years ago
Reply to  Ericb

Bothe the holy couple. I am tempted to photoshop an anchor on Joseph’s left arm.

Max Astrophel
Max Astrophel
8 years ago

Positive reinforcement: Title on cover matches title on Amazon page.

Candy Kong
Candy Kong
8 years ago

Buff Mary is not impressed.