Courting Faith

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Courting Faith

Because the way to a woman’s heart is through the soles of her feet.

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catie
catie
8 years ago

What woman?

Hitch
8 years ago
Reply to  catie

nah, Nathan–her feet are, apparently, on the stove.

My thing is–I don’t get the fact that she (?) has feet, hands, but no neck nor face. Uhhhh…

Take Cover
Take Cover
8 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

Oh, it’s a stove?! I wondered why the lady who isn’t there had put a coffee pot on her old-timey TV set.

catie
catie
8 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

Those are obviously just mittens. The whole thing is rigged to look like someone is actually there. Quite ingenious, makes you wonder what’s going on so you’d read the book (if only this was true, it would make this cover a lot less sucky).

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
8 years ago
Reply to  catie

The disconnect between the length of the torso, arms, and legs of “Faith” is disturbing to me. I don’t wanna know what’s going on. I haven’t been this scared since mom and dad took me to the drive in to see the original “Invasion of the Body Snatchers”.

red
red
8 years ago

The plastic discount-store clock is experiencing an earthquake.

The lamp shade department must have been having a sale, too.

Ericb
Ericb
8 years ago

The legs on that “stove” look like they have musculature so maybe it’s not a stove at all but some kind of Lovecraftian, cyclops thing that has mesmerized the woman into mating with it, you know one of Lovecraft’s “don’t mate with that!” sagas.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
8 years ago

OMG! Was James McNeill Whistler’s “Arrangement in Grey and Black No.1” the inspiration for this cover?

Like I said, OMG!