This would actually be passably decent if the title were tilted the other way and placed in some of that yellow empty space. And if the byline had a better font. I mean, it wouldn’t be *great*, but it’d be okay for an amateur self-publish cover.
Eh, I don’t know. I mean…you’d have to cram Hot In Bigelow Steaming (what a title…this is a big steaming pile, all right) in on the left-hand side of the cover; otherwise, it would overwrite the graphic elements that seem to warrant the most exposure–the UFO, the beam, the sombrero, the cactus.
The Byline disaster is simply inexcusable. No explanation for that is possible–not one that we’d comprehend, anyway.
Decca
8 years ago
I like how modest the author is. I mean most authors are so self-involved that they actually want their name to be readable on the cover.
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This would actually be passably decent if the title were tilted the other way and placed in some of that yellow empty space. And if the byline had a better font. I mean, it wouldn’t be *great*, but it’d be okay for an amateur self-publish cover.
Eh, I don’t know. I mean…you’d have to cram Hot In Bigelow Steaming (what a title…this is a big steaming pile, all right) in on the left-hand side of the cover; otherwise, it would overwrite the graphic elements that seem to warrant the most exposure–the UFO, the beam, the sombrero, the cactus.
The Byline disaster is simply inexcusable. No explanation for that is possible–not one that we’d comprehend, anyway.
I like how modest the author is. I mean most authors are so self-involved that they actually want their name to be readable on the cover.