They ‘both’ could even be werecreatures. You don’t even need a normal human.
Points at least that it isn’t a werewolf.
Minus points because that that bear guy is waxed, who ever heard of an un-furry bear? It goes against everything that the universe stands for.
Yeah, if you’re gonna be a bear, you might as well commit to it.
Waffles
9 years ago
I just read the description. Here is a list of facts.
1. The shaved man is the werebear.
2. The bride is just a regular woman.
3. The woman is a bigger ‘curvy’. I hate to see what Felicity thinks a skinny woman looks like.
4. All the rough pounding takes place while not in animal or shifted form!
I never understood that. Why is there such a strict guide on werecreature sex that they are not allowed to write about a werebear giving it to his reluctant bride with his big meaty bear member? Isn’t that the entire point of werecreature fantasies?
(Yes, yes, I know. Bestiality concerns. But it isn’t an animal. It is a sentient guy who turns into a bear. At least use the hybrid form! Sissy scared writers.)
red
9 years ago
Hey lady (and bear), my eyes are up here!
red
9 years ago
You know you have a bad toupee when the tree growing out of it makes it less noticeable.
L.
9 years ago
We should all respect her patriotism as she swears allegiance to the book title.
Bwahahahaaaa! A HAIRY BRIDE!!!
“…she’s um, rather hirsute?”
ALL-BODY BIKINI WAX FIX! RIPPPP…
He had that already and can help her with the waxing!
In all seriousness, it would be a nice change-up for one of these paranormal romances to cast the woman as the supernatural entity…
They ‘both’ could even be werecreatures. You don’t even need a normal human.
Points at least that it isn’t a werewolf.
Minus points because that that bear guy is waxed, who ever heard of an un-furry bear? It goes against everything that the universe stands for.
Yeah, if you’re gonna be a bear, you might as well commit to it.
I just read the description. Here is a list of facts.
1. The shaved man is the werebear.
2. The bride is just a regular woman.
3. The woman is a bigger ‘curvy’. I hate to see what Felicity thinks a skinny woman looks like.
4. All the rough pounding takes place while not in animal or shifted form!
I never understood that. Why is there such a strict guide on werecreature sex that they are not allowed to write about a werebear giving it to his reluctant bride with his big meaty bear member? Isn’t that the entire point of werecreature fantasies?
(Yes, yes, I know. Bestiality concerns. But it isn’t an animal. It is a sentient guy who turns into a bear. At least use the hybrid form! Sissy scared writers.)
Hey lady (and bear), my eyes are up here!
You know you have a bad toupee when the tree growing out of it makes it less noticeable.
We should all respect her patriotism as she swears allegiance to the book title.