They ‘both’ could even be werecreatures. You don’t even need a normal human.
Points at least that it isn’t a werewolf.
Minus points because that that bear guy is waxed, who ever heard of an un-furry bear? It goes against everything that the universe stands for.
Yeah, if you’re gonna be a bear, you might as well commit to it.
Waffles
10 years ago
I just read the description. Here is a list of facts.
1. The shaved man is the werebear.
2. The bride is just a regular woman.
3. The woman is a bigger ‘curvy’. I hate to see what Felicity thinks a skinny woman looks like.
4. All the rough pounding takes place while not in animal or shifted form!
I never understood that. Why is there such a strict guide on werecreature sex that they are not allowed to write about a werebear giving it to his reluctant bride with his big meaty bear member? Isn’t that the entire point of werecreature fantasies?
(Yes, yes, I know. Bestiality concerns. But it isn’t an animal. It is a sentient guy who turns into a bear. At least use the hybrid form! Sissy scared writers.)
red
10 years ago
Hey lady (and bear), my eyes are up here!
red
10 years ago
You know you have a bad toupee when the tree growing out of it makes it less noticeable.
L.
10 years ago
We should all respect her patriotism as she swears allegiance to the book title.
Bwahahahaaaa! A HAIRY BRIDE!!!
“…she’s um, rather hirsute?”
ALL-BODY BIKINI WAX FIX! RIPPPP…
He had that already and can help her with the waxing!
In all seriousness, it would be a nice change-up for one of these paranormal romances to cast the woman as the supernatural entity…
They ‘both’ could even be werecreatures. You don’t even need a normal human.
Points at least that it isn’t a werewolf.
Minus points because that that bear guy is waxed, who ever heard of an un-furry bear? It goes against everything that the universe stands for.
Yeah, if you’re gonna be a bear, you might as well commit to it.
I just read the description. Here is a list of facts.
1. The shaved man is the werebear.
2. The bride is just a regular woman.
3. The woman is a bigger ‘curvy’. I hate to see what Felicity thinks a skinny woman looks like.
4. All the rough pounding takes place while not in animal or shifted form!
I never understood that. Why is there such a strict guide on werecreature sex that they are not allowed to write about a werebear giving it to his reluctant bride with his big meaty bear member? Isn’t that the entire point of werecreature fantasies?
(Yes, yes, I know. Bestiality concerns. But it isn’t an animal. It is a sentient guy who turns into a bear. At least use the hybrid form! Sissy scared writers.)
Hey lady (and bear), my eyes are up here!
You know you have a bad toupee when the tree growing out of it makes it less noticeable.
We should all respect her patriotism as she swears allegiance to the book title.