Ignoring another simple guideline: Don’t mix planes of existence. If a two dimensional object comes from a universe made up of cartoon clip art, it cannot exist in a three dimensional world. If one is lucky, such attempts only fall flat on audience members.
Artists Beware = Tragedy can occur when trying to rasterize such pieces can often result in the artist (and even innocent bystanders) being skewered by jagged artifacts only one pixel in width.
Artists Beware: Horrific Tragedy Can Occur!
Attempting to rasterize such inter-maxi-dimensional pieces can often result in the artist (and even innocent bystanders) being skewered by jagged artifacts only one pixel in width.
Decapitation is a real risk.
Take Cover
8 years ago
Perhaps I’m misinterpreting whatever it is that’s going on to the left of the cartoon lady’s arm, but she seems to have at least one breast that’s so massive it can be seen from behind.
I didn’t notice that until you pointed it out, but yeah, I think you’re right. Not only is it ridiculous in size, but the curvature of the top of the “breast” is all wrong.
Can’t believe that I missed that. That thing is bigger – a lot bigger – than her head.
Naaman Brown
8 years ago
This hits one of my least favorite pet peeves. Here, it’s cartoon character on photographic background.
PosRein: no oval moons or planets.
James F. Brown
8 years ago
Jessica Rabbit looked much better… and far more sexier.
L-Plate Pen
8 years ago
Gigantic boob is so gigantic it makes her bath towel fall off, flashing at the entire semi-tropical neighbourhood. Moral of the story: put some clothes on when you leave the shower!
Pers
8 years ago
I’m not sure which is more distressing: the shitty cartoon pasted onto a photo, or the shitty cartoon’s cartoonish huge boob.
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Ignoring another simple guideline: Don’t mix planes of existence. If a two dimensional object comes from a universe made up of cartoon clip art, it cannot exist in a three dimensional world. If one is lucky, such attempts only fall flat on audience members.
Artists Beware = Tragedy can occur when trying to rasterize such pieces can often result in the artist (and even innocent bystanders) being skewered by jagged artifacts only one pixel in width.
Please allow me clean up that last sentence:
Artists Beware: Horrific Tragedy Can Occur!
Attempting to rasterize such inter-maxi-dimensional pieces can often result in the artist (and even innocent bystanders) being skewered by jagged artifacts only one pixel in width.
Decapitation is a real risk.
Perhaps I’m misinterpreting whatever it is that’s going on to the left of the cartoon lady’s arm, but she seems to have at least one breast that’s so massive it can be seen from behind.
I didn’t notice that until you pointed it out, but yeah, I think you’re right. Not only is it ridiculous in size, but the curvature of the top of the “breast” is all wrong.
Can’t believe that I missed that. That thing is bigger – a lot bigger – than her head.
This hits one of my least favorite pet peeves. Here, it’s cartoon character on photographic background.
PosRein: no oval moons or planets.
Jessica Rabbit looked much better… and far more sexier.
Gigantic boob is so gigantic it makes her bath towel fall off, flashing at the entire semi-tropical neighbourhood. Moral of the story: put some clothes on when you leave the shower!
I’m not sure which is more distressing: the shitty cartoon pasted onto a photo, or the shitty cartoon’s cartoonish huge boob.