They were just driving along when they encountered giant zombie amputee shuffling along the parkway. I can hear the traffic report now…
“Over on the Merritt Parkway we’ve got some volume due to a slowdown caused by a 50-foot zombie amputee shuffling along the side of the road. Drivers are encouraged to take the interstate instead…”
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Perhaps they’re all backing up? And all their reversing lights are broken?
No worries. Amputee zombie is floating just high enough to drive under.
I dislike mimes. Zombie mimes worst. Creep me out big time.
They were just driving along when they encountered giant zombie amputee shuffling along the parkway. I can hear the traffic report now…
“Over on the Merritt Parkway we’ve got some volume due to a slowdown caused by a 50-foot zombie amputee shuffling along the side of the road. Drivers are encouraged to take the interstate instead…”