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john e. . .
9 years ago

Gutter? I don’t even know her?

Better yet:

Gutter? I never left the sewer.

Take Cover
Take Cover
9 years ago

Mind in the gutter? Ahem, I’m sure I don’t even know what you could possibly be talking about.

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago

This reminds me of that other classic novel:

Captain Kirk’s Copyright Infringing Sexy Romp in the Lair of the Daleks of Deep Starbase Alderaan 9.

WarGoat
9 years ago
Reply to  Waffles

Dude, that booked kicked green alien ass!
And did other things to green alien ass, as well.

Hitch
9 years ago
Reply to  WarGoat

You missed an Anne McCaffrey reference. Seems like it should be obligatory, all things considered.

Captain Kirk’s Copyright Infringing Sexy Romp *with Fire Lizards* in the Lair of the Daleks of Deep Starbase Alderaan 9.

“with Fire Lizards* added to ensure that Mrs. McCaffrey–whom I’ve had the privilege of knowing, mind you–is not omitted.

*Nathan, dahlink, I know I’m a nag abot this, but seriously–can’t we use Disqus here????

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

Sorry, I missed the Fire Lizards part of the title. My copy is a little… well… worn.

Hitch
9 years ago
Reply to  Nathan

What? No it doesn’t. I have Disqus on my own site, and we have zip ads. Whatcha mean?

Nathan: email me if you want to discuss. (I was sorely tempted to type, “email me if you want to disqus,” but, hey.)

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago
Reply to  WarGoat

Sometimes twice!

That is why it is in my top 10 list!

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
9 years ago

I suspect those twins were the result of a menage: they look to me like they had different fathers.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
9 years ago

Well, “The Twins” were the first thing(s) I noticed.

And I’ll bet that’s just what the author and cover artist intended.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
9 years ago
Reply to  James F. Brown

You’re not talking about the mini-dragon and the girl, are you?

Hitch
9 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

Those twins look a bit, ur…tired?, for a girl that age.