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Sneaky Burrito
10 years ago

At first glance, it looked like the guy was doing something I don’t even want to speculate about to the donkey…

misterfweem
misterfweem
10 years ago

Well, that’s enough Internet for me today, folks.

Bruce
Bruce
10 years ago

Did the author even look at…oh, never mind! Time to bleach my brain.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
10 years ago

I hate it when I am just about to make out and a donkey in a wizard hat shows up as a Peeping Jack. That spoils the mood every time.

Ericb
Ericb
10 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

And Merlin worked so hard trying to be inconspicuous.

Hitch
10 years ago
Reply to  Ericb

Dude: Merlin’s the MULE, of course. And for an extra-special double-helping of WT-Frack, you should read THIS glowing review: http://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R2E4QJ8TQC8NE7/ref=cm_cr_pr_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B007VA4FTO . UNfreaking-believable.

Waffles
Waffles
10 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

‘Then she has company coming for breakfast’ is not a phrase you often see in book reviews.

Grackle
Grackle
10 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

What the hell.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
10 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

ESL? All your bad English review belong us.

L-Plate Pen
L-Plate Pen
10 years ago

Shrek and Princess Fiona were thoroughly enjoying the fancy dress orgy – but they wished donkey had made a bit more of an effort…

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
10 years ago
Reply to  L-Plate Pen

More Shrek fan-fic?

red
red
10 years ago

Merlin certainly seems to be enjoying his destiny, no matter what number it is.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
10 years ago

Hey, izzat the donkey from Shrek? What’s he doing on this cover?