Knights of Alcea November 23, 2015NathanCovers11 Comments Knights of Alcea Stop! Bullet time! Should this cover be in the Lousies? bad font choice layout woes pseudohumans Previous postDemonkin Next postAre Your Lights On?
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Is that supposed to be a statue, or a very shiny person?
Statue, and she’s in for a painful surprise.
And a planet with omni-directional lighting, but only for “people”… or are they just a demon illusion put there to fool us while the demons sneak up be………
Just because you can use 3D rendering software does not mean that you should.
“Finish him!”
Is she relaxing in a rather unusual pose on the window ledge? Or flying so fast through the air that it made her head shrink?
Really bad paste job on the head. Not only is it small, it looks like someone twisted her neck a la The Exorcist.
I just realized what she is doing, she is ninja-hiding in window waiting to capture the pigeons that pooped on her plastic ebony coat hanger.
That has got to me one of the more unnatural poses I have ever seen and I have seen Exorcist poses.
How zen is that yoga in the window?
[sigh]
‘yoga’ was supposed to be ‘yogi’