Jawbreakers, Bubble Gum and Stick Candy

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Jawbreakers, Bubble Gum and Stick Candy

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Kris
9 years ago

Usually the Table of Contents is inside the book.

john e. . .
9 years ago
Reply to  Kris

lol

Catie
Catie
9 years ago

News flash: table of contents does not go on the cover.

Karl
9 years ago
Reply to  Catie

Well, it’s not completely unknown in the pro-publishing world:
http://www.amazon.com//dp/B0006C5CQ4

This cover could certainly be improved on, but I don’t think it’s the sort of epic fail we usually see on here.

Kris
9 years ago
Reply to  Karl

That book was published in 1970 – 44 years ago. I wouldn’t call it a relevant example for today’s market.

Karl
9 years ago
Reply to  Kris

You’d be surprised at how irrelevant I would be, measured by that scale.

Catie
Catie
9 years ago
Reply to  Karl

At least that one is tasteful. This one might have been if it wasn’t for that drawing, even though the text is all over the place. But that drawing, that’ll give the kids nightmares.

Ron Miller
Ron Miller
9 years ago

Don”t forget to include “Typo” on your list. “Mossey” is a misspelling and I’m not sure what a “Goosle” is.

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago
Reply to  Ron Miller

Mossey Creek is an actual creek near Kamloops, British Columbia. The story could be about the bridge over that specific creek.
However, as the author is from Tennessee, I doubt they know about it.

Goosle is likely Goose given its giblet proximity.

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago

Hands are hard to draw, but you don’t often find backwards hands on things besides Dungeon & Dragon’s Rakshasas!

invader
invader
9 years ago

I find that head to be very pear shaped, furthermore did someone just smack this person one, those cheeks are quite red.