By “clean romance”, I guess the author means they take lots of baths. And by “Western”, I think the author means the characters aren’t from Asia. Yeah, that’s it.
By the way, I think there was a mix-up in the mail order. I don’t think that’s a bride; I’m pretty sure that’s a dude.
Kregger
10 years ago
What is that big critter sneaking up on the “dude”?
Its got really big shoulders.
I think that might be Cousin It and his twin brother, levitating behind the Mail Order “Bride”.
L-Plate Pen
10 years ago
‘Guardian Angel with a Gun’
…and a rather sexy double-side-split maxi skirt?
James F. Brown
10 years ago
Whoa! I want a pair of black, furry wings for Halloween! 🙂
EricL
10 years ago
Poor guy has to wear two wrist braces. Must have done a lot of typing to get Carpal Tunnel Syndrome in both hands.
Naaman Brown
10 years ago
That’s the guardian angel with a gun and not the bride? Dare I ask where is his gun? And keep the answer clean: this is “A Clean Western Romance”.
I suspect someone got an order for cover art for “guardian angel” and missed the other details. A lot of small press books never reach their intended audience due to quickly done covers.
He has two guns strapped to his back, covered by black hairy gun cases to keep out the elements- kinda like those knit covers they put over golf clubs.
By “clean romance”, I guess the author means they take lots of baths. And by “Western”, I think the author means the characters aren’t from Asia. Yeah, that’s it.
By the way, I think there was a mix-up in the mail order. I don’t think that’s a bride; I’m pretty sure that’s a dude.
What is that big critter sneaking up on the “dude”?
Its got really big shoulders.
I think that might be Cousin It and his twin brother, levitating behind the Mail Order “Bride”.
‘Guardian Angel with a Gun’
…and a rather sexy double-side-split maxi skirt?
Whoa! I want a pair of black, furry wings for Halloween! 🙂
Poor guy has to wear two wrist braces. Must have done a lot of typing to get Carpal Tunnel Syndrome in both hands.
That’s the guardian angel with a gun and not the bride? Dare I ask where is his gun? And keep the answer clean: this is “A Clean Western Romance”.
I suspect someone got an order for cover art for “guardian angel” and missed the other details. A lot of small press books never reach their intended audience due to quickly done covers.
He has two guns strapped to his back, covered by black hairy gun cases to keep out the elements- kinda like those knit covers they put over golf clubs.
Oh. I thought those were just straps to hold on fake wings.
Because only “clean” cowboy angels forget to wear pants under their chaps.