Another sleazy “erotic” writer tries to break into the (supposedly) untapped market for Amish-themed pornography; because profaning Catholicism has finally gotten old, I guess. This rather reminds me of a humorous clip I heard on mp3.com back in the late 1990s called “Scene From An Amish Porn Film” in which you just hear a guy saying “So then I lifted her dress above her ankles, and Father, I felt so guilty about it!”
A few years ago, I heard another joke along the same lines:
Q: What goes clop clop clop clop clop clop clop clop BANG BANG clop clop clop clop clop clop clop clop?
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Another sleazy “erotic” writer tries to break into the (supposedly) untapped market for Amish-themed pornography; because profaning Catholicism has finally gotten old, I guess. This rather reminds me of a humorous clip I heard on mp3.com back in the late 1990s called “Scene From An Amish Porn Film” in which you just hear a guy saying “So then I lifted her dress above her ankles, and Father, I felt so guilty about it!”
A few years ago, I heard another joke along the same lines:
Q: What goes clop clop clop clop clop clop clop clop BANG BANG clop clop clop clop clop clop clop clop?
A: An Amish drive-by shooting.
Stealing that.