In honor of the oh-so-cute publisher name, here are my random thoughts:
1. The star on the bridge of her nose looks like one of those breathing strips.
2. Why does robo-man have a reverse swastika armband?
3. Why is the FBI shield egg-shaped?
4. How drunk do you have to be before this blurry mess looks good?
1. She has a narrow nose, so she may have sleep apnea.
2. He is a robo-nazi (plot is about revival of the 3rd Reich in the 21st Century).
3. It is viewed from an angle.
4. You have to be straight 151 Rum or undiluted Absinth drunk.
A mirrored Nazi! Since things that have been mirrored (to fit on the cover better or for other reasons) are opposites. Therefore, this guy is not dangerous at all, in fact he is quite nice. He spends all his free time and money making apartments for homeless cats, what a sweetheart!
what neurological disorder you need to have for this to look good? I’m seriously starting to suspect that people making these layer upon layer covers have some undiscovered, undiagnosed disorder.
invader
10 years ago
They are suffering from collage attempt itis. It is the refusal to acknowledge that you lack any skills to make a collage. Much less layer things in a good looking way.
Waffles
10 years ago
More layers! I demand more layers!
invader
10 years ago
Anyone notice the parody of the random house publisher?
![cover[1]](https://lousybookcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/cover128.jpg)
In honor of the oh-so-cute publisher name, here are my random thoughts:
1. The star on the bridge of her nose looks like one of those breathing strips.
2. Why does robo-man have a reverse swastika armband?
3. Why is the FBI shield egg-shaped?
4. How drunk do you have to be before this blurry mess looks good?
1. She has a narrow nose, so she may have sleep apnea.
2. He is a robo-nazi (plot is about revival of the 3rd Reich in the 21st Century).
3. It is viewed from an angle.
4. You have to be straight 151 Rum or undiluted Absinth drunk.
Shouldn’t that make it 4th Reich?
What?! Robocop was a Nazi?!
A mirrored Nazi! Since things that have been mirrored (to fit on the cover better or for other reasons) are opposites. Therefore, this guy is not dangerous at all, in fact he is quite nice. He spends all his free time and money making apartments for homeless cats, what a sweetheart!
A Bizzaro Cyber-Nazi
what neurological disorder you need to have for this to look good? I’m seriously starting to suspect that people making these layer upon layer covers have some undiscovered, undiagnosed disorder.
They are suffering from collage attempt itis. It is the refusal to acknowledge that you lack any skills to make a collage. Much less layer things in a good looking way.
More layers! I demand more layers!
Anyone notice the parody of the random house publisher?