Cindy Jones and the Secret of Craycroft October 31, 2014NathanCovers8 Comments Cindy Jones and the Secret of Craycroft It looks like Doctor Frankenstein tried to make his own Emma Watson. bad font choice cut and paste Previous postPulp Modern #7 Next postAwesome Interactive Scrapbooks
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Why would ANY legitimate author have a cover “designed” by someone who does not know there are millions of cheap stock photos available?
Wait. I think I answered my own question.
And they used all of them on this cover!
Looks like the creators of Wallace and Gromit…
One of the “five star” reviewers included a link to his own book. How classy.
From the first line of the description:
“Cindy Jones, a sixteen-year-old television investigative reporter…”
lol
And from the second review:
“I can’t wait for Book 2, and the movie for book 1.”
This book is the gift that keeps on giving.
Nah, it’s Edward Norton wearing a wig.
That cover is a crime.
Book Two: Cindy Jones and the Mystery of the Self Melting Face
Book Three: Cindy Jones and the Bizarre Society That Allows 16 Year Olds to be professional Investigative Television Reporters
Book Four: Cindy Jones and the Mystery of Her Brother’s Friend, Trench-coat Raphael.