Cindy Jones and the Secret of Craycroft
It looks like Doctor Frankenstein tried to make his own Emma Watson.
| Should this cover be in the Lousies? |
Cindy Jones and the Secret of Craycroft
It looks like Doctor Frankenstein tried to make his own Emma Watson.
| Should this cover be in the Lousies? |
Why would ANY legitimate author have a cover “designed” by someone who does not know there are millions of cheap stock photos available?
Wait. I think I answered my own question.
And they used all of them on this cover!
Looks like the creators of Wallace and Gromit…
One of the “five star” reviewers included a link to his own book. How classy.
From the first line of the description:
“Cindy Jones, a sixteen-year-old television investigative reporter…”
lol
And from the second review:
“I can’t wait for Book 2, and the movie for book 1.”
This book is the gift that keeps on giving.
Nah, it’s Edward Norton wearing a wig.
That cover is a crime.
Book Two: Cindy Jones and the Mystery of the Self Melting Face
Book Three: Cindy Jones and the Bizarre Society That Allows 16 Year Olds to be professional Investigative Television Reporters
Book Four: Cindy Jones and the Mystery of Her Brother’s Friend, Trench-coat Raphael.