Looks like the kid is witnessing a nuclear explosion. Those gamma rays are going through everything except the lead-lined chest of drawers he’s sitting on. You should have climbed in there, Billy. Now you’re gonna die in a matter of minutes.
This is a Christmas story, guys. He’ll turn into the Santa Hulk and set out to destroy the homes of all the naughty kids, until Santa Claus shows up and kills Santa Hulk with a silver bullet dipped in mistletoe shot from the cap gun he never gave 7-year-old Bruce Banner.
Looks like the kid is witnessing a nuclear explosion. Those gamma rays are going through everything except the lead-lined chest of drawers he’s sitting on. You should have climbed in there, Billy. Now you’re gonna die in a matter of minutes.
Or maybe he’ll turn into the Incredible Hulk.
This is a Christmas story, guys. He’ll turn into the Santa Hulk and set out to destroy the homes of all the naughty kids, until Santa Claus shows up and kills Santa Hulk with a silver bullet dipped in mistletoe shot from the cap gun he never gave 7-year-old Bruce Banner.
Bet you didn’t see that coming.
I’d read it!