WOMAN ON LEFT: No, I have to prop up my head with the horribly amateurish face transplant on my backwards-facing arms, otherwise my super-long giraffe-neck would collapse like a wilting sausage.”
WOMAN ON LEFT AGAIN: Although my backwards-facing hands don’t seem to like me very much – they’re squeezing my super-long giraffe-sausage neck awful hard…. ah well, just keep smiling and focus on the ‘Fantasy’…
Didn’t realize the blockquote would italicize everything. Let me see if I can fix that:
WOMAN ON LEFT: No, I have to prop up my head with the horribly amateurish face transplant on my backwards-facing arms, otherwise my super-long giraffe-neck would collapse like a wilting sausage.”
It looks like the woman on the left has taken her head off. The other woman seems sad that she smeared her art project all over her arm.
As for the hands exchanging the mini CD, you’re gonna leave smudges on it like that.
CD? I thought it was a diaphragm. Think e-books, indie small press, think ….
So many body parts — and every one of them wrong.
PosRe: I like the embossed gold lettering.
This is what the term ‘clusterfuck’ was coined for.
Wow! We’ve seen many a terrible cover here on LBC, but this has to be in the top 1% of terrible.
WOMAN ON LEFT: No, I have to prop up my head on my backwards-facing arms, otherwise my super-long giraffe-neck would collapse like a wilting sausage.”
Let me help you with this:
Feel free to add more!
WOMAN ON LEFT AGAIN: Although my backwards-facing hands don’t seem to like me very much – they’re squeezing my super-long giraffe-sausage neck awful hard…. ah well, just keep smiling and focus on the ‘Fantasy’…
This game is fuuuuunnn 😉
Didn’t realize the blockquote would italicize everything. Let me see if I can fix that:
I doubt this will work