“I bless the drains down in Africa…
gonna take the time to take the dump I want real bad,
(oooohhhh-hhhhh)
“The wild paper rolls out in the night,
As I grow restless, longing for some solo toilet time,
I know that I must dump this night,
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti,
I seek to lose what’s deep inside, frightened of this poop that’s in my BUUUUUMMMMMMMM,
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Wow! That loo must have been a real bitch to carry to the top of a 20,000 ft. mountain.
Guess I’ve got different definitions of “the time of my life.”
Oh, wait… She was just dreaming of toilets. Hey, whatever rings your chimes.
The funny thing is that the subtitle turns me off more than the art. “I went on vacation! Let me tell you about it!”
We have toilets in Africa. Maybe not at the top of a damn mountain, but I don’t think there’s any on Mt. St. Helens, either.
Nope. No toilets on Mt. St. Helens. There might’ve been a porta-potty in the parking lot though.
“We have toilets in Africa.” Somehow that sounds like the beginning of a very threatening ransom note from a gang of plumbing kidnappers.
(“…and if you wanna see them alive again, send us a wrench and 10,000 small unmarked plungers….”)
“I bless the drains down in Africa…
gonna take the time to take the dump I want real bad,
(oooohhhh-hhhhh)
“The wild paper rolls out in the night,
As I grow restless, longing for some solo toilet time,
I know that I must dump this night,
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti,
I seek to lose what’s deep inside, frightened of this poop that’s in my BUUUUUMMMMMMMM,
I bless the drains down in Africa…”
Thank you. Thank you verra much.
Now every time the late nite FM nostalgia station plays Toto’s “Africa” I will see images of Kilimanjaro rolled with toilet paper.
All the lousy book covers that have cartoon elements laid over photographic backgrounds, so far, have failed to impress me.
This would be somewhat better if the photo of Kilimanjaro had been rotoscoped to match the cartoon elements.
Tough one to sit upon also.
Her pack bears an uncanny resemblance to a Dilbert version of R2D2 wearing Charlie Brown’s sweater.