She’s clearly hiding someone else under there. Or she had some really bad Taco Bell.
Naaman Brown
9 years ago
Maybe she had a bad seamstress and the dress just has folds or gathers where it should be flat.
EricL
9 years ago
Is the book about a bad acting troupe? The lighting implies stage lights shining up in the actors’ faces.
Ben Ripley
9 years ago
“While you’re down there…”
Take Cover
9 years ago
Tits?
ItsyBitsy
9 years ago
Okay!
*draws breath*
Wait, you meant that rhetorically and in sense of making a funny. Carry on!
(Auto-conforming problems along with poor cloth adjustments and non-skilled user who did not pay attention; tl;dr version for those who actually do want to know.)
James F. Brown
9 years ago
“Please explain to me the bulges down the front of her dress.”
Well, not sure if you’re interested in the truth but here goes. The dress is actually in two parts. There is the undergarment portion and the out garment portion. The undergarment is usually made of softer material because it will be touching the skin. It can be fancy or not but this one clearly has a more distinctive style than most. The outer garment is usually heavier and more resembles a coat than anything. To make sure that these two pieces move in unison, the two are tied together like you see them. The ties can be very fancy and have jewels or more on them. To get what all the true names are just look up Renaissance Faires then clothing as you’ll get that. Most of the time I was a peasant and this represents the aristocracy or royalty dress.
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I’d rather NOT have them explained. (shudder)
She’s clearly hiding someone else under there. Or she had some really bad Taco Bell.
Maybe she had a bad seamstress and the dress just has folds or gathers where it should be flat.
Is the book about a bad acting troupe? The lighting implies stage lights shining up in the actors’ faces.
“While you’re down there…”
Tits?
Okay!
*draws breath*
Wait, you meant that rhetorically and in sense of making a funny. Carry on!
(Auto-conforming problems along with poor cloth adjustments and non-skilled user who did not pay attention; tl;dr version for those who actually do want to know.)
“Please explain to me the bulges down the front of her dress.”
She’s preggers with quintuplets?
In her legs?
Well, maybe we assumed these were humans on planet Earth in the middle ages. Those ripples may simply be features of her natural physique.
This is what happens when Pre-Raphaelites fart. Those outfits are pretty much airtight, and all that excess gas has to escape somehow.
“Mother Gothel,” said Rapunzel, “why do you suppose my clothes are so tight and they don’t fit me anymore?”
“Oh, you wicked child!” said the witch.
that’s what you get when you buy your Spanx from the Pound Shop…
Well, not sure if you’re interested in the truth but here goes. The dress is actually in two parts. There is the undergarment portion and the out garment portion. The undergarment is usually made of softer material because it will be touching the skin. It can be fancy or not but this one clearly has a more distinctive style than most. The outer garment is usually heavier and more resembles a coat than anything. To make sure that these two pieces move in unison, the two are tied together like you see them. The ties can be very fancy and have jewels or more on them. To get what all the true names are just look up Renaissance Faires then clothing as you’ll get that. Most of the time I was a peasant and this represents the aristocracy or royalty dress.