There is also the sport of sporking: doing a line-by-line critique of writing so bad that after you read it you wished you had first removed your eyeballs with a spork. Kind of like what some of us do to covers here. Al least those who have not joined the PosRein refoem movement.
I wonder if Dork, Dying Spork, knows Mork from Ork?
Naaman Brown
9 years ago
Who would have a chest tattoo of a dragon sniffing his armpit? Jeez, if he put his arm down, its head would be buried out of sight. Bottom line: that cover does not make me want to buy or read this book.
PosRein: the model’s armpits are more presentable than the First Lady’s. (Following the advice of Bert the Turtle I will now Duck and Cover.)
L-Plate Pen
9 years ago
Yup, if I wanted to look like a tough badass dude, those are EXACTLY the tattoos I’d have as well…
![cover[1]](https://lousybookcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/cover117.jpg)
**Can’t stop laughing long enough to type out a comment**
Hey kids! Don’t waste your time on Cracker Jack temporary tattoos anymore. They’ve been replaced by Photoshop tattoos!
Photoshop nothing – at least it would’ve looked more realistic, then. Someone only has a copy of Illustrator, and it shows.
PosRe: No photobombing bored wolfies or floating eyeballs, nor any rendered pseudo-humans. (Rendered pseudo-tattoos, on the other hand…)
I think this would be so much better if the title was actually “Dork,” which is what I see both text-wise and model+Paint Shop.
The significance of the subtitle – Dying Spork, remains unclear to me.
Isn’t a spork one of those plastic fork-spoon combos so beloved at fast food joints? You know, spoon + fork = spork!
Yeah, gag me with a spork. Puh-leeze.
There is also the sport of sporking: doing a line-by-line critique of writing so bad that after you read it you wished you had first removed your eyeballs with a spork. Kind of like what some of us do to covers here. Al least those who have not joined the PosRein refoem movement.
…. reform movement.
I wonder if Dork, Dying Spork, knows Mork from Ork?
Who would have a chest tattoo of a dragon sniffing his armpit? Jeez, if he put his arm down, its head would be buried out of sight. Bottom line: that cover does not make me want to buy or read this book.
PosRein: the model’s armpits are more presentable than the First Lady’s. (Following the advice of Bert the Turtle I will now Duck and Cover.)
Yup, if I wanted to look like a tough badass dude, those are EXACTLY the tattoos I’d have as well…