So . . . I broke my rule and actually clicked on the linky thing and read this not shocking description:
Not got time to sit down and read a novel? This book is packed with 23 different length stories to suit your free time. Fantasy, romance, and humour with a dash of horror will have you wanting to read on. Some of the tales take place in the USA while others are based in England.
If you enjoy these works of fiction written on a theme, why not read the author’s novels and novellas?
You notice in the last sentence that there is, even still, reference to a “theme.” Apparently here that theme is that they are all different.
Judging from the “illustration” on the cover, the theme might be fireflies caught in cobwebs. But judging from that “description,” I’d say the theme is really bad, ungrammatical writing.
Any author who brags about their skills – “will have you wanting to read on” – and then says “why not read the author’s novels and novellas?” is waving a HUGE red flag of unprofessionalism. (Is that a word?)
Okay – looked her up on Amazon. Her “brand” has no theme, either. The only thing her covers have in common is that they are just as good as this one.
Otherwise, she seems to think that making each one completely different from the others is a good idea. So is using her own photos. And lots and lots of WordArt.
And that theme would be ???
Or all they all written on individual themes – thus, you know, making a lie of the book subtitle?
So . . . I broke my rule and actually clicked on the linky thing and read this not shocking description:
Not got time to sit down and read a novel? This book is packed with 23 different length stories to suit your free time. Fantasy, romance, and humour with a dash of horror will have you wanting to read on. Some of the tales take place in the USA while others are based in England.
If you enjoy these works of fiction written on a theme, why not read the author’s novels and novellas?
You notice in the last sentence that there is, even still, reference to a “theme.” Apparently here that theme is that they are all different.
How . . . unexpected.
The theme is… there is no theme!
A twist worthy of M. Night Shyamalan.
Judging from the “illustration” on the cover, the theme might be fireflies caught in cobwebs. But judging from that “description,” I’d say the theme is really bad, ungrammatical writing.
Doesn’t, like, every story ever written have a ‘theme’ of some sort?
Or am I just not thinking far enough ‘out of the box?’ Hmmm, maybe this author’s books aren’t aimed at people as dumb as me…
I am know you are smarter than this books target audience, which I am almost positive is radishes.
Any author who brags about their skills – “will have you wanting to read on” – and then says “why not read the author’s novels and novellas?” is waving a HUGE red flag of unprofessionalism. (Is that a word?)
Okay – looked her up on Amazon. Her “brand” has no theme, either. The only thing her covers have in common is that they are just as good as this one.
Otherwise, she seems to think that making each one completely different from the others is a good idea. So is using her own photos. And lots and lots of WordArt.