Seriously, Pacione? Seriously?

My wife took a phone call from someone who started ranting about his book appearing on this site, dropping f-bombs and generally behaving such as one doesn’t credit to people who consider themselves fully human. (She hung up.)  Caller ID showed it to be from this number, registered to one “Michael Pacione.”

Hmm… Pacione, Pacione… Where have I heard that name before? Oh, right. Here.

He then placed some comments on an unrelated-to-anything post at my personal blog (which were stuck in moderation because he hadn’t commented there before, and there they shall stay), blathering further f-bombs about my being a Mormon.  You see, I believe differently than he does, and that offends him beyond the limits of his paltry self-control.

Seriously, is Nickolaus Pacione scouring his old address book to start new fights with old combatants?  Did his medical plan stop covering his meds?

Nick, old son.  You’re either completely deranged and need to be institutionalized, or you’re deliberately a festering bubo on the anus of humanity.  I’m not ruling out that both are true simultaneously.  You’ve already won the Jackass Of All Internet Award; there’s no need to keep trying so hard.

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Sofia
Sofia
9 years ago

How did he get your wife’s #?

AM Gray
9 years ago

someone else to add to my’ never buy’ list… but every book he has has all 1 star reviews on GR so it isn’t just you…

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
9 years ago

That has all the earmarks of Nickolaus Albert Pacione.

My notes on NAP show that number has been traced to “Morris Illinois” and is the phone number of either his Uncle Don or Cousin Mike: “He has called people from his uncle’s phone (815-513-xxxx) to harass them, resulting in the uncle being called by people angry at [NAP].”

Uncle Don is in frail health and has been stuck with supporting NAP who lives in the basement of the deceased grand parents home in Morris IL.

I would not call back. Morris PD treat NAP as all bark, so complaining to the PD may not help other than putting it on the record. He has had restraining orders against him before (he harrassed a reviewer who noticed his cover of “Quakes and Storms” looked like a Nat Geo photo–it was and was used w/o permission).

My experience with NAP has been cleaning up a few of his attacks over at Wikipedia, two especially in Jan 2014: (a) he left an unsourced, ungrammatical attack on the Poppy Z. Brite page going back to a snide remark he made at Brite’s expense during the Katrina disaster, and (b) he left a remark on the 2005 Article for Deletion debate & vote on his bio that had been closed and archived and flagged “do not edit” since 2006. I was obligated to research him to justify my edits and I can only compare his career to the Tacoma Bridge Disaster 1940 (“Galloping Gertie”).

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
9 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

Seriously, is Nickolaus Pacione scouring his old address book to start new fights with old combatants?

He has forgotten about people for years, then suddenly goes on an attack for no reason apparent to his victims.

Did his medical plan stop covering his meds?

NAP claims he has been diagnosed as Bipolar II. His grandmother made him take his meds while she was alive. People who have seen his recent Youtube video rants say he appears to have stopped taking his meds. Being on his meds is no guarantee of help. He public stated in Disqus comments that he once followed his Seroquel with six beers that had the effect of 36. Cynics believe he uses his diagnosis as a excuse to be a derriere beret in public, then plays the disability card.

Viergacht
Viergacht
9 years ago

You’re a Mormon? And all this time I thought you were a merman.

DED
DED
9 years ago
Reply to  Nathan

Especially if you live near the Great Salt Lake. 😉

Viergacht
Viergacht
9 years ago
Reply to  Nathan

So now I can mentally picture you as a half-human, half-sea monkey. Awesome.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
9 years ago

This guy comes across as definitely unhinged. I hope you’re keeping a record of all this; you may need it to get a restraining order on him and alert law enforcement about him.

The nutcase shooting up the Dallas police yesterday is proof that these types may not be only trash-talkers.

Take care, Nathan

DED
DED
9 years ago

Harassing people on the internet is one thing (unavoidable, it seems), but calling them up on the phone is taking it to the next level.

Nickolaus Pacione
9 years ago

I have been taking my meds fucker and remove that link because my uncle does not deserve the phone calls when I am trying to set the record straight. The snide remark at Poppy Z. Brite — well I am not going to back off that comment. So fuck Joseph Smith and fuck all his clones.
     My anthology — well it faced a scandal; when you had to deal with David Boyer and Brian Keene going after your XXX-XX-XXXX as he lied to CreateSpace.com about me publishing his e-mail address and fiancee’s phone number. Put it like this Nathan you should think about when someone went after Lulu.com because of a lie; and pissed on a roster’s members’ memory when doing it. So think about that one when someone had flipped off Edgar Allan Poe’s foster father’s headstone.

Nickolaus Pacione
9 years ago
Reply to  Nathan

This is my controversy — if you want to make a number public use my 779 number as I am publishing that number in my anthology. Those “fuck” bombs are targeted at you as I never plagiarized in my life as you were used as a pawn to bully me by The Rusty Nail as Brian Keene went for my SSN. Nathan you really aren’t paying attention do not lump me in with Frank Joseph Colin or the Latin Kings don’t cause controversy if you can’t take the backlash. I take controversial stands and do controversial subject matter on a regular basis. Why don’t you ask Brian Keene yourself about my SSN as he fabricated the letter that tried for Legend Keeper.

Nickolaus Pacione
9 years ago
Reply to  Nathan

Remove the link to that number and we will not have this conversation. A human rodent like you as in what Mormons believe that Christ came to world to fuck as many woman as he can. the one known as StinkyCat laid into Legend Keeper my recent 2014 release as some were still going into my cover. I have the means to get H. P. Lovecraft into schools — unless you want me ripping up the Book of Mormon on video like Marylin Manson did. Remove any mention of my family’s number.

Nickolaus Pacione
9 years ago

Try for my career again Nathan I will turn you unpublished.

Nickolaus Pacione
9 years ago

This is Russel Nayle as she went for my copyrighted articles in 2007-2008 you are not thinking when I had gone at you I was though. I was looking for you but you were too much of a coward to confront me on the phone as your wife took the “fucking” thing right at her — that was directed at you loser.

Nickolaus Pacione
9 years ago

I know what I said and I was asking for you so I can swear at you. The Rusty Nail — she goes as Russel Nayle on other sites to stalk me to get information. She had collected articles that were done on me and harassed them too. She bullied publishers who published me calling it punishing my publishers for publishing me. The cover that was submitted by Russel Nayle. It’s a play on The Rusty Nail.

SweetExile
SweetExile
9 years ago
Reply to  Nathan

Yes sir, that is exactly all it takes to get on Nicky’s rolodex-o-hate forever. Five years from now, he’ll randomly come back here and spew bile or call your wife and threaten to rape her like he has so many other people. Nicky is like internet herpes, that shit never goes away.

Nickolaus Pacione
9 years ago

I am telling the truth Nathan — you were used as a pawn to bully the fuck out of me by The Rusty Nail. That’s why I said retract that statement and this blog because you don’t want me coming at you how I did when I came at Lulu.com. I don’t like when people are used as pawns to bully someone as you were used as a pawn.

Nickolaus Pacione
9 years ago

look at the name then look at The Rusty Nail. You were used as her pawn to piss me off and that’s why human rodent applies to you.

Nickolaus Pacione
9 years ago

I don’t believe my boxer briefs have magic to them them as you guys believe in Magical Undergarments. What if you farted and have a skidmark in that underwear.