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I really wish the care that had been used on the leaves above the model’s head had also been used on her nose.
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I really wish the care that had been used on the leaves above the model’s head had also been used on her nose.
| Should this cover be in the Lousies? |
Trying to see more than a giant turquoise amoeba (!) I notice that light comes from enough directions to fade out the model’s hair. Bet she’s pissed. Dye jobs ain’t cheap.
Barriers of Commitment is the title of the books AND the series? Is that why the author is too lazy to write it out twice?
Look down. Look back at me. The tentacles are now cherry blossoms!
Barriers to commitment?
1. When the girl you love is just a two-dimensional cut-out.
2. When a Turquoise Amoeba is about to devour the cut-out girl, telling you that your relationship will soon end.
3. When flowering twigs seem more exciting and real than either the girl or the amoeba.
Oh well, maybe this is about developing a commitment to flowering tree branches…
She lost the game of love AND the game of paintball.
And chin, too – you could hurt someone with that.
I do that face too when I’ve got blossom growing up into my pants…