I wish I could say it isn’t, but I cannot lie. An unnatural intruder turns a couple’s romantic mountain weekend into a nightmare. At 34 pages it’s a short intrusion. But yes, it’s vegorn.
… civilization is overdue for an asparagus spike? U Washington State, Seattle, grew what was mistaken for a nine-foot-tall asparagus spike, it turned out to be an agave plant. Could’ve been the John Holmes of the vegorn world.
Personally, I was hoping this was a tale about the gory demise of Spongebob Squarepants as described by that terrible mental-case/serial-killer known to the public only as “Squidward.”
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Maybe it’s just really bad French expressionism?
It would be funnier if the carrot was the other way up.
And is that reptile wearing contacts?!?
This cover was meant to evoke laughter, right?
So what happened? Did Carrot Cain slay his brother Asparagus Abel?
Evil snowman hiding in the dark alert!
Is that a carrot on your book cover or are you just happy to see me, lizard eyes?
Please tell me this isn’t vegetable porn.
I wish I could say it isn’t, but I cannot lie. An unnatural intruder turns a couple’s romantic mountain weekend into a nightmare. At 34 pages it’s a short intrusion. But yes, it’s vegorn.
The fact that we need to coin a neologism for vegetable porn tells me that our civilization is overdue for an asteroid strike.
much agreement here with that sentiment.
… civilization is overdue for an asparagus spike? U Washington State, Seattle, grew what was mistaken for a nine-foot-tall asparagus spike, it turned out to be an agave plant. Could’ve been the John Holmes of the vegorn world.
Personally, I was hoping this was a tale about the gory demise of Spongebob Squarepants as described by that terrible mental-case/serial-killer known to the public only as “Squidward.”